Web Site Launched: www.macymcgoo.com

In the interest of consolidating her various online concerns and clarifying the bitch's message, her handlers have launched a cheesy one-stop web site (http://www.macymcgoo.com/). I'm embarrassed to tell you how many hours I've spent (candidate at my side) posting all this crap: candidate bio, electionware storefront, edgy noises from the backwoods, slide show, and raw food diet recipes. We think you'll like it. We're running Google Analytics which provides useless (but very cool) graphs that tells us how many times the site is visited. My uber-geek pals at work (MedPlus) were fascinated with this capability and made me do it (like I'm not a real man if I can't wire up an HTML script). We also started running a GoogleAd campaign to steer traffic down our little rabbit hole. If you type "rabbit hash" into the Google search engine you'll see Macy's ad pop up. I'm pay'n a few pennies every time one of you lug nuts selects the link, so don't be lazy... just type www.macymcgoo.com into the browser address. And for goodness sake... save it as a favorite.

For those of you who are a bit queasy drop'n a few bucks into the Rabbit Hash Historical Society's (RHHS) online voting booth (they use PayPal), we've created the Macy McGoo electionware storefront based on the well-respected and secure CafePress.com's commerce engine. Macy will earn 1-5 votes for every single product you order. This way you get some semi-authentic Americana goodies (art by me and products from China) and RHHS gets a check from CafePress. I love this country!