Brother of Rabbit Hash Mayoral Candidate Speaks Out

For Immediate Release
4:00 PM EST
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Contact: Ty Shelley

In an unprecedented move, Ty Shelley left his couch today to speak on behalf of his sister Macy who is currently running for Mayor of Rabbit Hash, KY. Speaking from his backyard in Oklahoma City, OK, Ty took time out of his busy schedule to talk about his puppy hood in Ohio with Macy. It must be reported however that most of the interview time was taken watching Ty chase monarchs away from the beautiful butterfly bushes in the Shelley backyard. Ty spoke very fondly of his sister. "I always knew that Macy was destined for great things. She was the leader of the pack and spoke with much compassion and understanding. She taught me the importance of working together for a common goal. We would keep the toys away from the other siblings so we could enjoy them together. She also has a great understanding of rules of engagement should that ever be a concern in Rabbit Hash. Several weeks of playing "queen of the stick" in the wooden acres where we were born gave her deep insight into maneuvering through dangerous territory, i.e. 10 brothers and sisters, knowing when it was time to give up and making quick decisions in a very fast paced environment."

At this point in the interview, Ty had become tired and jumped on the bed for a 10 minute nap. He returned more refreshed and insistent that we continue the interview. As most political campaigns go down to the wire, someone is sure to bring up dirt on the other opponents. I asked Ty if he knew of any dirt on his sister. "Sure I do, it wasn't always playing keep away from our brothers and sisters. Or sleeping in the sunshine. Sometimes it was a wonderful smell coming from the ground below. I would start digging for the smelly morsel and Macy would come over to see what was going on. I'm sure I got some dirt on her while I was searching for a snack." Macy went to be with her new parents before Ty left Ohio. Ty cocked his head and let out a small whimper when I mentioned her leaving. "Macy was the glue that held our litter together. The day she left was heartbreaking for the rest of us. We knew she had a bigger dream to fulfill, but she left a hole in our pack order that was never replaced." I could tell that Ty missed Macy very much so I asked if they had ever seen each other again,"YES!" he replied with great excitement, "Macy and I spent a short time together in Louisville, KY this past March. She was no longer a puppy, but a bitch that knew what she wanted. Aspirations of a political career had already crossed her mind. All of the same qualities that made her the litter leader had continued to develop and she was the happiest I'd ever seen her. It's always good to know that your litter mates are in great homes, and from what she told me, Macy's folks are the best." In closing, Ty said, "Voting for Macy is the best decision anyone could make. She is by far the best bitch in the race. Determined, qualified and able to take action when needed, but also understands the need for rest and relaxation. What more could you want from a mayor?"